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1. Wolfing Down 4 Burritos & A Diet Coke

This is Matt Stonie and in just 3 minutes he manages to eat two chicken and two steak Chipotle burritos, then washes it all down with a Diet Coke. Like, WTF?

2. 2L Diet Coke Challenge (No Burp)

This guy gives it a go, but that’s not what’s most impressive about it, just wait until you hear the epic burp he releases after the challenge. Although it’s less of a burp and more like a killer whale’s mating call.

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3. Guy Drinks Coca-Cola & Eats Mentos

We all know that the combination of coca-cola and mentos makes for an explosive reaction, so if you down half a bottle of coke and then stuff your face with the minty sweet there's only going to be one outcome. Spew town.

4. The Science of Love

OK, so if you ever wondered what’s it’s like to be in love, it’s essentially like being off your mind on cocaine. So, don’t bother finding a partner and falling in love and having kids, just do lots of coke instead.

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5. Coca Cola Money Shot

Yes, Mentos in Coke makes the Coke explode in a fantastic frenzy, but if you put a condom on it as well, it makes for a giant, foamy wang! Which is just as entertaining as the explosion.

6. The Scientific Power of Music

Listening to music is just like doing a line of coke. Well kinda, as according to this video the sound frequencies affect your brain and body in a similar way to how cocaine does. So it turns out we're all drug addicts.

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7. Instant Frozen Coke

I have no idea how this works but it's amazing. Crack open your fizzy pop, take a swing, put the lid back on, tip it up and back again and VOILA! Instant slushie. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY YOU INGENIOUS MAGICIAN.

8. Coke or Cock?

Hidden inside our adult exteriors is a giggling child sat at the back of the classroom tittering away while this Korean teacher tries to teach you how to ask for a coke-cola in Korean. Except what she's asking for doesn't sound like a soft drink.

9. Nawtie Coke Machine

Give people a command and they’ll ignore you. Give people a command and put it on the front of a coke machine and they’ll lose their minds trying to execute whatever is written in that swirly white writing. Anything for a free drink, eh?

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10. Coke Bottle Escapes

It's been planning this break-out for months and it will only have one chance to make a break, so the bottle goes for it. I love the look of disbelief on this guy's face as he watches the bottle shoots away from him. FREEDOM!

11. 99 Problems in Film

In the 2004 hit “99 Problems,” Jigga rapped about the good ol’ days—driving around with a sun roof full of coke and getting pulled over by racist cops. Fast forward to 2012 and “99 Problems” has been cut and pasted into 99 Problems In Film.

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12. Care Bears: Back in Action

I knew those cutesy candy-colored bears had a dark side. I want to see bloodletting, decapitation, mutilation, psychologically damaged Care Bears snorting coke, injecting drugs into their eyeballs and going on some kind of cathartic journey of redemption.

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13. The Gauntlet Challenge

It starts off by eating six habanero peppers, then 15 warheads sour sweets, two packs of mentos with the obligatory diet coke, then some cinnamon, all washed down with a gallon of milk. Oh and then lots and lots of puking.

14. "Matthew's Day Off" Extended Version

Remember that Matthew Broderick/Ferris Bueller' tease out about two days ago? Turns out it was a Super Bowl spot for Honda that pays homage to the great school-skipper. So not a sequel, but instead a chance to see Broderick whore himself out on the back of his most famous movie role. Sweet.

15. Selling Coke to Whitney & Bobby

Joey "Jingles" Diaz tells a dark tale from his days as a crack hound when in the late 90's he was a full-time cocaine servant for Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. Like any noble former dealer, he dishes the dirt, it even includes Ricky Martin.

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16. Darth Vader: The Corporate Lapdog

Darth Vader is such a whore for the man. It used to be about the Empire, about the dark side and pure evil. Now look at him, happy to star in any old commercial, as long as it allows him to get that Death Star shaped swimming pool.

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17. Chinese War Sword

It's huge wide blade will sheer through armour like it was butter. To demonstrate this, here is a fat man wearing a tie, chopping up toilet roll tubes & coke cans. Seriously though, when he moves on to pork it gets impressive...

18. Amateur Mentos Experiment FAIL!

What are the chances of this happening? The fat bald guy is dangerously slamming the bottle of mentos-filled Diet Coke on the floor with careless abandon. And who should get a bottle rocket in the face? Cruel world. FACT.

19. Mentos Rocket in Your Face

What are the chances of this happening? The fat bald guy is dangerously slamming the bottle of mentos-filled Diet Coke on the floor with careless abandon. And who should get a bottle rocket in the face? Cruel world. FACT.

20. Mixology 101

Webcomic. Fred practices his mixology.
Tgas: webcomics, comics, cartoon, funny, drinking, alcohol, whiskey, alien, mixology, Jack and coke, bartending

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